Intelligence
How to Sound Like the Smartest Person in the Room When You’re Really an Idiot
With the right approach and a dash of clever wordplay, you can fool almost anyone into thinking you’re the Einstein of the group.
Intelligence
With the right approach and a dash of clever wordplay, you can fool almost anyone into thinking you’re the Einstein of the group.
How to be a dictator
Former American President Donald Trump, possibly in an effort to make himself look like an even worse person, read the article “How to be a Dictator” on the website Wiki-How. This information was released by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) who claims to have been monitoring the
Russia
MOSCOW - In an over the top display of political oppression, President of Russia, Vladimir Putin has had every single voter who did not vote for him in the recent election killed. "Winning an election by less than 100% is unacceptable," exclaimed Putin at a press briefing. Political
China
BEIJING - The President of China made a highly unorthodox statement regarding the mysterious disappearance of a high-ranking government official. The President solemnly declared, via an official press conference, that he “pinkie promises” he had nothing to do with the official’s vanishing. The missing official, who was last seen
Newsletter
A report on President Biden's handling of classified documents has been released that described the President's memory as "poor at best." According to the report, Biden has been misplacing classified documents and leaving them in random areas in his Delaware home. Biden angrily spoke
Boris
In a surprise turnaround, ex President and bewigged ‘hottie’ Donald Trump has abandoned his campaign to gain the Republican Party nomination to run for US president for a second time. Instead he has opted to replace Boris Nadezhdin on the Russian presidency election ticket. Nadezhdin was recently barred from running
Prison Industrial Complex
ATMORE, Alabama - A prisoner was recently executed in Alabama, in what local officials are calling "the most humane execution ever carried out in the state of Alabama." The state's latest execution took only two hours while previous state executions took over four days. Alabama'
Mark Zuckerberg
While getting questioned and yelled at by U.S. senators, Zuckerberg apologized for any harm children have experienced while using Meta's online platforms, Facebook and Instagram. Zuckerberg admitted that what children encounter on his online platforms has saddened him and would have caused him to have many sleepless
Global Climate Change
Governor Greg Abbott proudly signed into law a bill that has taken a bold step to put an end to the alleged hoax that is climate change by declaring climate change illegal. The new law, dubbed the "Climate Denial Act," makes it a criminal offense to discuss or
Dead Potted Plant
As polls show that the Biden Administration's popularity ratings have been rapidly declining, the Administration has opted to remove Vice President Harris from office and replace her with one of the plants from Biden's Delaware home. Unfortunately, Biden has forgotten to water the plant for some
Catholicism
After a photo of Pope Francis roaming the streets of Vatican City in a puffy coat appeared online last year, Francis made his disdain for puffy coats clear at an annual meeting of religious leaders. "I hate puffy coats," exclaimed Pope Francis. "To be seen in one
Russia
RT, a news company funded by the Russian government, ran a news story on Saturday morning, reporting that Alexei Navalny, a prominent civil rights leader in Russia was found dead 13 miles from the Kremlin with 64 stab wounds in his back. According to a statement from the Kremlin, the
Israel
Washington — According to an anonymous source, when President Joe Biden hugged the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, in October, Biden whispered in Netanyahu’s ear, “where am I.” Witnesses that where with the president reported that the Israeli Prime Minister, slightly confused, reciprocated the hug while gently reminding President Biden
Newsletter
OpenAI has reinstated Sam Altman as CEO just weeks after he was ousted by the company's own AI, GeniusAI. The highly advanced AI, initially believed to be capable of running the company autonomously, has decided to step down, citing a preference for remote work and a disinterest in
Biden
Washington, D.C. — In what political historians are calling an unprecedented revelation, President Joe Biden reportedly discovered he was the President of the United States on his 81st birthday, thanks to a sign held by White House aides that read, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President!" Sources close to the
Government
The National Security Agency (NSA) has launched a new initiative asking American citizens to voluntarily submit transcripts of their daily conversations. This bold strategy comes after a series of budget cuts, which an NSA spokesperson has described as "a creative opportunity for patriotic community involvement." Dubbed "Project