International
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Israel’s Prime Minister Adds ‘Break Ceasefire’ to List of Common Daily Tasks
Jerusalem – According to statements made during a press conference, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin…
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Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers
WASHINGTON – President Trump signed an executive order Friday morning to rename the Department…
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Russia and Ukraine Agree to Swap Prisoners in Hopes of Building Trust Before Breaking It Again Tomorrow
KYIV—In a display of almost-cooperation, Russia and Ukraine have agreed to a prisoner swap,…
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Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans
AUSTIN, TX – Elon Musk announced plans this week to launch a new defense…
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Trump Suggests Ukraine Conflict Could Be Resolved Over a ‘Nice Steak Dinner’ if Zelensky Pays Check
WASHINGTON – After a tumultuous meeting between Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and President Donald…
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Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden expressed his deep frustration after Israel’s government issued…
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Small Percentage of Voters that did not Vote for Putin Found Dead, Putin Claims He Only Killed All of Them
MOSCOW – In an over the top display of political oppression, President of Russia,…
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Antony Blinken Visits Thailand to Pursue Stronger Economic and Defense Ties…he says!
Antony Blinken, currently the 71st US Secretary of State and the man that gave…
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Pre-Printed Ballot Papers Cast Doubt over Legitimacy of Putin Election Win
International observers have raised a number of concerns regarding ballot rigging in Russia’s election…
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Chinese President Pinkie Promises that He Did not Kill Missing Government Official
BEIJING – The President of China made a highly unorthodox statement regarding the mysterious…