Elon Musk Realizes He Knows Nothing About Government Efficiency Midway Through Speech About Government Efficiency

Elon Musk Realizes He Knows Nothing About Government Efficiency Midway Through Speech About Government Efficiency
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WASHINGTON, DC - During a press conference at the White House this morning, Elon Musk delivered a speech on government efficiency, a topic he admittedly knows nothing about.

The speech began with Musk confidently outlining a plan to streamline federal agencies but things took a turn when he paused mid-sentence, stared into the distance, and muttered, "I have no idea what I'm talking about."

The murmur, which was picked up by his microphone and broadcast live, resulted in a wave of audible gasps sweeping throughout the crowd of MAGA zealots. Realizing his self-doubt had gone public, Musk quickly tried to recover, letting out a nervous chuckle before exclaiming, “We’re going to slash the federal budget in half—maybe even into quarters! Or eighths! Who doesn’t love efficiency, am I right?”

The crowd erupted in cheers as Musk breathed a sigh of relief. Musk then added, “And we’ll do it using blockchain! Blockchain solves everything. Also, rockets!”

As of press time, shares of Tesla rose 3% following the speech, because apparently nothing matters anymore.

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