Best Satire
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Israel’s Prime Minister Adds ‘Break Ceasefire’ to List of Common Daily Tasks
Jerusalem – According to statements made during a press conference, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin…
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JD Vance Defends 30 Year-olds’ Racist Group Texts: ‘Hey, We All Passed Notes About Swastikas in Fourth Grade’
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance downplayed messages in a Young Republicans group chat…
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Trump Admits He Does Not Know Definition of the Word ‘Christian’
WASHINGTON – During a speech held at the White House, President Trump, who claims…
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Name Change to Department of War Postponed Due to Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON — The long-awaited rebranding of the Department of Defense to its more honest title,…
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Local True Crime Enthusiast Can’t Wait Until Serial Killer Commits Next Murder
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local resident and self-described “true crime junkie” Melissa Hargrove says she’s…
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Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers
WASHINGTON – President Trump signed an executive order Friday morning to rename the Department…
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CEO Says Company’s Benefits Package Includes Dental, Vision, and Not Starving to Death
SAN FRANCISCO – Recently announced startup Meridian Technologies, a call center and sales company,…
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Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic
WASHINGTON – In an effort to crack down on what Trump described as “the…
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Evangelical Pastor “Ecstatic” About Prospect of Israel-Iran War, Says “End Times Will Finally Happen”
TULSA, Okla. — Local evangelical pastor Pastor Brad Halberd of the Grace Under Fire…
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Local Man Achieves Financial Freedom by Dying
COLUMBUS, Ohio — In an inspiring story of determination and rigorously poor financial planning,…