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UK Parliament Speaker Under Threat After Fart Prank
There was turmoil in the UK House of Commons yesterday after the Speaker, Sir…
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EX UK PM Liz Truss Bears her Breasts at Trump Rally
The UK’s shortest and most incompetent Prime Minister on record shocked a gathering of…
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NATO Defense Shocker – UK Trident Missiles Made of Cardboard
After a failed missile test from a UK nuclear submarine went disastrously wrong, UK…
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Trump to divert Ukrainian Funds to Pay His Fines If Elected
Ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump surprised a room full of seasoned journalists…
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Trump Abandons Europe to Ming The Merciless
In a bizarre statement from the chimp’s butt-hole face of ex president and fanny…
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Democrat Plot to Return Obama as POTUS Exposed
A sneaky underhand plot to return Barack Obama as the next Democrat candidate to…
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Biden Furious but Can’t Remember Why
An angry president Biden lashed out at an assembled press pack yesterday but only…
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Biden Questions Report that Says He Has Bad Memory, then Forgets What He’s Talking About
A report on President Biden’s handling of classified documents has been released that described…
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Trump Replaces Boris Nadezhdin in Russian Elections
In a surprise turnaround, ex President and bewigged ‘hottie’ Donald Trump has abandoned his…
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After Alabama’s ‘Successful’ Nitrogen Gas Execution, Alabama Plans More Ways to Legally Torture Prisoners
ATMORE, Alabama – A prisoner was recently executed in Alabama, in what local officials…