Elon Musk
Elon Musk announced today that he's not just planning to colonize Mars; he's planning to rule it with an iron fist as its self-proclaimed Supreme Emperor. Flanked by a legion of Tesla-bot bodyguards that eerily resembled rejected Star Wars stormtrooper prototypes, Musk unveiled his audacious plan
North Korea
Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea - In a shocking twist of fate, one of Kim Jong Un's closest advisors has recently come forward with a stunning revelation: he is surprised he hasn't been killed yet. The advisor, who preferred to remain anonymous for
Business
Mountain View, CA - Tech giant Google is facing a class-action lawsuit for allegedly forcing its interns to toil away in what they call "Idea Chambers." The dark secret behind the company's renowned innovation might finally be exposed as former interns come forward with disturbing tales
politics
In a shocking turn of events, white politician John McWhiterson recently made a jaw-dropping statement, declaring that he can magically transform into being half black if it ensures him more votes in the upcoming elections. While his intentions might have been to attract a diverse voter base, critics are calling