White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind
WASHINGTON — According to an anonymous source in the White House, the Trump Administration has quietly developed a contingency plan in case the Rapture, a biblical event where devout Christians ascend to heaven and unbelievers are left behind, occurs and former President Trump doesn’t make the cut.
The plan, known internally as Operation World Domination, allegedly outlines how Trump would consolidate power after millions vanish, using what aides call “an unprecedented combination of faith, fear, and really good branding.”
According to leaked documents, the strategy hinges on convincing the shell-shocked remnants of humanity that Trump was personally chosen by God to rule the Earth, with Jesus Christ serving in the role of Vice President. In this arrangement, Trump would retain “full decision-making authority,” while Jesus would be in charge of “ceremonial duties like serving the Diet Coke.”
“He’s been rehearsing lines like, ‘Jesus is a great guy, but everybody knows I’m the one really running the show,’” said one senior official, speaking on condition of anonymity.
When asked whether Trump himself feared being left behind, one adviser laughed. “He’s confident he won't be left behind. He’s said repeatedly that ‘no one has done more for Christians than me, maybe even more than Christ himself.’ But still…he wants to have the paperwork ready, just in case.”
