Best of Humor
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Trump Admits He Does Not Know Definition of the Word ‘Christian’
WASHINGTON – During a speech held at the White House, President Trump, who claims…
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Putin Denies Involvement in Political Opponent’s Death, Cites “Rare Condition Where People Fall 70 Feet Out of Windows”
MOSCOW — Responding to growing speculation over the mysterious death of opposition figure and…
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White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind
WASHINGTON — According to an anonymous source in the White House, the Trump Administration…
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Press Conference on Meta’s Smart Glasses Derails as Zuckerberg Faces Tough Questions About Molting Season
MENLO PARK, CA — What began as a highly orchestrated product launch for Meta’s…
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CEO Says Company’s Benefits Package Includes Dental, Vision, and Not Starving to Death
SAN FRANCISCO – Recently announced startup Meridian Technologies, a call center and sales company,…
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Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic
WASHINGTON – In an effort to crack down on what Trump described as “the…
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Parents Tell Four-Year-Old She’s Not Special, Just ‘Adequate Enough to Pay Rent Someday’
SEATTLE – Tired of their four-year-old daughter “bragging” about wanting to be a princess,…
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Economists Warn Tariffs May Increase Prices, Trump Says: “Just Stop Buying Stuff”
As economists across the country raise alarms over the potential cost of President Donald…
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Trump Administration Withdraws Nomination for CDC Director After it’s Revealed that Nominee is an Expert
WASHINGTON – The Trump administration announced this morning that they are withdrawing Trump’s recent…
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Local Man Successfully Assembles IKEA Furniture Without Swearing Once
SPRINGFIELD, IL — In what local neighbors are calling an unprecedented feat of patience…