Government
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NSA Releases Statement Urging Americans to “Stop Picking Your Nose While Using Your Computer”
The National Security Agency (NSA), the US government agency famously committed to protecting Americans…
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Elon Musk Realizes He Knows Nothing About Government Efficiency Midway Through Speech About Government Efficiency
WASHINGTON, DC – During a press conference at the White House this morning, Elon…
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Government Employee is Actually Productive, Nation Declares State of Emergency
Washington, D.C. — A government employee has thrown the United States government into a…
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After Budget Cuts, NSA Asks Citizens to Voluntarily Submit Their Daily Conversations
The National Security Agency (NSA) has launched a new initiative asking American citizens to…