Satire
Austin, TX — Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his bold ventures into space and electric cars, made a controversial remark directed at former Tesla employees who were upset over their recent layoffs. In a post made on X (formerly known as Twitter) Musk told the former staff members to
Conspiracy Theorist
In an exclusive interview from his underground bunker, local conspiracy theorist and self-proclaimed Elon Musk superfan, Terry Adams, shared his theory about how Bill Gates is allegedly planning to implant microchips in people worldwide. Terry, who only communicates through encrypted messages and believes Wi-Fi signals can read thoughts, began the
Elon Musk
Elon Musk announced today that he's not just planning to colonize Mars; he's planning to rule it with an iron fist as its self-proclaimed Supreme Emperor. Flanked by a legion of Tesla-bot bodyguards that eerily resembled rejected Star Wars stormtrooper prototypes, Musk unveiled his audacious plan