Donald Trump
At one of ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump’s Nuremberg style rallies in Iowa yesterday, a publicity stunt organized by the alleged sex offender, fraudster and traitor, Trump, seriously backfired. The publicity stunt involved the use of a martial arts training dummy. This had been modified to have
Joe Biden
President Biden has a reputation for blunders, but his latest clusterfuck trumps (no pun intended) them all. His advisors informed the president that the swing state of Georgia was a fundamental place to hold a rally for his supporters if he was to succeed in winning the presidential election later
Houthi Rebels
The world’s media was shocked by the news that emerged yesterday that Farne Island had been invaded by a small band of Houthi rebels. A force of twelve Houthis ‘raided’ the scenic island off the coast of Northumberland in the UK. The attack party landed on the beach at
Steve Bannon
Ex White House Chief Strategist, and shagged out 60s pop star Peter Noone lookalike, Steve Bannon, admitted to a press gathering that he wears Nazi SS uniform onesie pyjamas in bed. The surprise admission came after this question was asked of Bannon by young Gavin, the UK cub reporter for
Entertainment
In a move that has stunned silly cartoon lovers across the globe, the agent for Marge Simpson, Michael Mouse, announced at a press call that she was quitting the TV cartoon series ‘The Simpsons’ forthwith. “Marge was a founder member of the cast from the first episode until today,” said
President Joe Biden is no stranger to gaffes. In a recent press call the incumbent Commander-in-Chief kept mixing up Gaza with Ukraine regarding airdrops of aid. However, his latest gaffe has caused outrage around the world, particularly in the UK. After a campaign of missile attacks on shipping by the
Training Wheels
In a move to squash the never ending press lambasts at President Joe Biden’s fragility, his aides have had him fitted with a set of training wheels. At a hastily assembled press gathering at The White House, Biden’s Director of Communications, Mr William Bullshit, announced the move. “We’
Supreme Court
Ex-president and fanny magnet Donald Trump has had his share of troubles with the US courts of late. But now in a move widely predicted by pundits, the US Supreme Court has agreed to rule on Trump’s most difficult and controversial court battle. Trump is defending an action brought
Joe Biden
In a presidential election year it was predictable that one side or the other’s candidate would come up with an outrageous scheme to improve their chances of becoming the president. It was generally thought that ex president Donald Trump would be the most likely to invent a way of
Donald Trump
Ex president and orange-faced loud mouth Donald Trump boasted at a recent press call that, because he has recently had his mugshot entered onto police files, he now identifies more with criminals, crooks, embezzlers, traitors, sexual perverts, muggers, the mafia, petty thieves, fraudsters, and kiddie fiddlers. “Just look at my
United Kingdom
There was turmoil in the UK House of Commons yesterday after the Speaker, Sir Lindsay Hoyle, carried out a prank on the assembled Members of Parliament, that has been widely condemned by all UK parliamentary parties, the establishment, and the majority of British citizens. “It was in extremely bad taste,
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The UK’s shortest and most incompetent Prime Minister on record shocked a gathering of red necks at a Trump rally in Washington yesterday by lifting up her blouse and bearing her bare breasts. Whilst stood at the lectern ‘jiggling’ her lady blobs to the background tune of ‘Nellie the
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After a failed missile test from a UK nuclear submarine went disastrously wrong, UK Defense Minister, Grant Shapps, admitted to a press gathering the shocking truth about the UK’s nuclear deterrent. “All our current stock of Trident missiles are, in fact, cardboard replicas,” said the guilt-faced Shapps, “We had
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Ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump surprised a room full of seasoned journalists at a news conference at Mar-a-Lago yesterday. To a crowded press room, Trump promised that, if re elected to be US president, he would re-allocate the money earmarked to help the Ukrainians in their fight against
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In a bizarre statement from the chimp’s butt-hole face of ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump, he asserted that Europe is no longer to receive the protection from the US, should the idiot be re-elected. In a statement made to a hastily assembled press pack, the ex president
Democrat Plots
A sneaky underhand plot to return Barack Obama as the next Democrat candidate to run for the US presidency has been exposed during a press conference at the Democratic National Committee headquarters building in Washington. The hastily assembled press call was to announce the replacement of the current incumbent, Joe