Entertainment
In a move that has stunned silly cartoon lovers across the globe, the agent for Marge Simpson, Michael Mouse, announced at a press call that she was quitting the TV cartoon series ‘The Simpsons’ forthwith. “Marge was a founder member of the cast from the first episode until today,” said
President Joe Biden is no stranger to gaffes. In a recent press call the incumbent Commander-in-Chief kept mixing up Gaza with Ukraine regarding airdrops of aid. However, his latest gaffe has caused outrage around the world, particularly in the UK. After a campaign of missile attacks on shipping by the
Training Wheels
In a move to squash the never ending press lambasts at President Joe Biden’s fragility, his aides have had him fitted with a set of training wheels. At a hastily assembled press gathering at The White House, Biden’s Director of Communications, Mr William Bullshit, announced the move. “We’
Supreme Court
Ex-president and fanny magnet Donald Trump has had his share of troubles with the US courts of late. But now in a move widely predicted by pundits, the US Supreme Court has agreed to rule on Trump’s most difficult and controversial court battle. Trump is defending an action brought
Joe Biden
In a presidential election year it was predictable that one side or the other’s candidate would come up with an outrageous scheme to improve their chances of becoming the president. It was generally thought that ex president Donald Trump would be the most likely to invent a way of
Donald Trump
Ex president and orange-faced loud mouth Donald Trump boasted at a recent press call that, because he has recently had his mugshot entered onto police files, he now identifies more with criminals, crooks, embezzlers, traitors, sexual perverts, muggers, the mafia, petty thieves, fraudsters, and kiddie fiddlers. “Just look at my
United Kingdom
There was turmoil in the UK House of Commons yesterday after the Speaker, Sir Lindsay Hoyle, carried out a prank on the assembled Members of Parliament, that has been widely condemned by all UK parliamentary parties, the establishment, and the majority of British citizens. “It was in extremely bad taste,
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The UK’s shortest and most incompetent Prime Minister on record shocked a gathering of red necks at a Trump rally in Washington yesterday by lifting up her blouse and bearing her bare breasts. Whilst stood at the lectern ‘jiggling’ her lady blobs to the background tune of ‘Nellie the
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After a failed missile test from a UK nuclear submarine went disastrously wrong, UK Defense Minister, Grant Shapps, admitted to a press gathering the shocking truth about the UK’s nuclear deterrent. “All our current stock of Trident missiles are, in fact, cardboard replicas,” said the guilt-faced Shapps, “We had
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Ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump surprised a room full of seasoned journalists at a news conference at Mar-a-Lago yesterday. To a crowded press room, Trump promised that, if re elected to be US president, he would re-allocate the money earmarked to help the Ukrainians in their fight against
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In a bizarre statement from the chimp’s butt-hole face of ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump, he asserted that Europe is no longer to receive the protection from the US, should the idiot be re-elected. In a statement made to a hastily assembled press pack, the ex president
Democrat Plots
A sneaky underhand plot to return Barack Obama as the next Democrat candidate to run for the US presidency has been exposed during a press conference at the Democratic National Committee headquarters building in Washington. The hastily assembled press call was to announce the replacement of the current incumbent, Joe
Joe Biden
An angry president Biden lashed out at an assembled press pack yesterday but only compounded the rumours that his mental agility is in doubt. Advisors to the president argued strongly against him taking on a press pack baying for his blood, after a recent report was released stating that the
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A report on President Biden's handling of classified documents has been released that described the President's memory as "poor at best." According to the report, Biden has been misplacing classified documents and leaving them in random areas in his Delaware home. Biden angrily spoke
Boris
In a surprise turnaround, ex President and bewigged ‘hottie’ Donald Trump has abandoned his campaign to gain the Republican Party nomination to run for US president for a second time. Instead he has opted to replace Boris Nadezhdin on the Russian presidency election ticket. Nadezhdin was recently barred from running
Prison Industrial Complex
ATMORE, Alabama - A prisoner was recently executed in Alabama, in what local officials are calling "the most humane execution ever carried out in the state of Alabama." The state's latest execution took only two hours while previous state executions took over four days. Alabama'