Conspiracy Theorist Who Adores Elon Musk Explains How Bill Gates Will Implant Microchips in Everyone
In an exclusive interview from his underground bunker, local conspiracy theorist and self-proclaimed Elon Musk superfan, Terry Adams, shared his theory about how Bill Gates is allegedly planning to implant microchips in people worldwide.
Terry, who only communicates through encrypted messages and believes Wi-Fi signals can read thoughts, began the interview by asserting, "It's all there if you connect the dots. Just look at how Bill Gates is always talking about vaccines and technology. What's next? Microchips, of course!"
When asked how Elon Musk fits into this scenario, Terry's eyes lit up. "Elon is our only hope against such tyranny! His Neuralink isn't a microchip! It's different because Elon says so," he explained, waving a limited edition SpaceX flag.
According to Terry, the plan will unfold in two major phases:
Phase 1: Softening the Public
Terry claims that Gates has been softening up the public to accept microchips through constant media exposure. "Every time you see him on TV, it’s a subliminal message," Terry stated.
Phase 2: Mandatory Implantation
"The final step is government enforcement. They’ll say it’s for our health or for the aliens or whatever. And just like that, everyone’s tracked. But not me," Terry said, patting his bunker walls fondly. "Lead blocks everything."
To protect against these perceived threats, Terry recommends investing in Elon Musk’s products and building a bunker. "Elon is about Mars, not marks. He wants to take us to space, not track our every move on Earth," Terry argued, momentarily forgetting about Starlink's global satellite internet coverage.
As the interview wrapped up, Terry reminded our correspondent to leave through the secret tunnel to avoid the surveillance drones sent by Bill Gates that he's convinced are constantly watching him.
