Conspiracy Theorist
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Local Man that Always Carries Phone that Records his Every Move Fears Bill Gates is Trying to Microchip Him
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local resident Steve Johnson, a 35-year-old self-proclaimed tech skeptic, is raising…
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Mark Zuckerberg Claims He’s Not a Reptillian then Proceeds to Sit Under Heat Lamp for Two Hours
Menlo Park, CA – In a recent press conference at Meta Headquarters, CEO Mark…
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Conspiracy Theorist Who Adores Elon Musk Explains How Bill Gates Will Implant Microchips in Everyone
In an exclusive interview from his underground bunker, local conspiracy theorist and self-proclaimed Elon…