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97% of People that Drive a Tesla Think They’re Better Than You, Study Finds

In a groundbreaking study that has rocked the parking lots of Whole Foods and…
How to Sound Like the Smartest Person in the Room When You’re Really an Idiot

Whether it’s a dinner party, a work conference, or a casual gathering with friends,…
Trump Reads Wiki-How Article on How to be a Dictator

Former American President Donald Trump, possibly in an effort to make himself look like…
Small Percentage of Voters that did not Vote for Putin Found Dead, Putin Claims He Only Killed All of Them

MOSCOW – In an over the top display of political oppression, President of Russia,…
Antony Blinken Visits Thailand to Pursue Stronger Economic and Defense Ties…he says!

Antony Blinken, currently the 71st US Secretary of State and the man that gave…
Pre-Printed Ballot Papers Cast Doubt over Legitimacy of Putin Election Win

International observers have raised a number of concerns regarding ballot rigging in Russia’s election…
US Presidency to be Decided by an Egg-And-Spoon Race

In a rare intervention by the Supreme Court in America, it has handed down…
Chinese President Pinkie Promises that He Did not Kill Missing Government Official

BEIJING – The President of China made a highly unorthodox statement regarding the mysterious…
Trump Mocks Biden’s stutter as Intro to Offensive Impersonations Cabaret

At a red neck rally in Idaho yesterday, a packed hall of ‘bubbas’ was…
Disgraced Ex UK PM Johnson to Play Clown in Remake of ‘IT’ Movie

The disgraced former prime minister of the UK, Boris Johnson, has accepted the role…