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Zuckerberg Apologizes to Families of Children Harmed Online While Bragging About How Rich He Is
While getting questioned and yelled at by U.S. senators, Zuckerberg apologized for any harm…
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Climate Change Declared Illegal in Texas
Governor Greg Abbott proudly signed into law a bill that has taken a bold…
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Biden Administration Replaces Kamala Harris with Dead Plant
As polls show that the Biden Administration’s popularity ratings have been rapidly declining, the…
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Pope Francis Reveals His Disdain for Puffy Coats
After a photo of Pope Francis roaming the streets of Vatican City in a…
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Trump Challenges Haley to a Cage Fight
The news of ‘Run Ronnie Run Away’ DeSantis throwing in the towel for the…
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Supreme Court Ruling Shocker – Trump’s hair Can file for divorce
In a move that has stunned the US judiciary and legal pundits around the…
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Valspar to Launch New Paint Color – Trump Sienna
One of America’s leading paint companies, Valspar, has today proudly announced to a gathered…
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Trump Claims Presidential Immunity from Everything Including the Common Cold
On a snowy afternoon, at a Nuremberg style rally in Colorado, ex-president and fanny…
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UK Illegal Immigrants Shocker: PM Hires Lunar Lander to Replace Failed Rwanda Scheme
In a surprise move that has shocked human rights activists, and people smugglers to…
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Letter to America #1 – Shell Oil buys the UK
In a move today that has stunned the British stock exchange, Shell Oil announce…