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Leaked: Trump has Shrine to Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping in Oval Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House staffer, President Trump has erected a shrine to Russian President Vladimir…
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Name Change to Department of War Postponed Due to Government Shutdown
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Local True Crime Enthusiast Can’t Wait Until Serial Killer Commits Next Murder
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White House Has Contingency Plan in Case the Rapture Happens and Trump Gets Left Behind
WASHINGTON — According to an anonymous source in the White House, the Trump Administration…
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Press Conference on Meta’s Smart Glasses Derails as Zuckerberg Faces Tough Questions About Molting Season
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Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers
WASHINGTON – President Trump signed an executive order Friday morning to rename the Department…
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CEO Says Company’s Benefits Package Includes Dental, Vision, and Not Starving to Death
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White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies
WASHINGTON – After buying a 10% stake of Intel, the Trump Administration has announced…
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Trump Nationalizes D.C. Police to Protect City From Jaywalking Epidemic
WASHINGTON – In an effort to crack down on what Trump described as “the…
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Evangelical Pastor “Ecstatic” About Prospect of Israel-Iran War, Says “End Times Will Finally Happen”
TULSA, Okla. — Local evangelical pastor Pastor Brad Halberd of the Grace Under Fire…
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Local Man Achieves Financial Freedom by Dying
COLUMBUS, Ohio — In an inspiring story of determination and rigorously poor financial planning,…