United States
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Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers
WASHINGTON – President Trump signed an executive order Friday morning to rename the Department…
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Trump Says Stranded Astronauts are Pure Evil After Finding Out they Voted for Harris
WASHINGTON – After praising the astronauts that were stuck in space for nine months,…
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Trump Says School Shootings Could be Avoided if School Crossing Guards Get Machine Guns
Mar-a-Lago, FL— Speaking from his home in Florida, Trump made a statement explaining that…