Elon Musk
Elon Musk Announces Plans to Colonize Mars, Names Himself Supreme Emperor of the Red Planet
Elon Musk announced today that he's not just planning to colonize Mars; he's planning to rule it with an iron fist as its self-proclaimed Supreme Emperor. Flanked by a legion of Tesla-bot bodyguards that eerily resembled rejected Star Wars stormtrooper prototypes, Musk unveiled his audacious plan