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The UK’s shortest and most incompetent Prime Minister on record shocked a gathering of red necks at a Trump rally in Washington yesterday by lifting up her blouse and bearing her bare breasts. Whilst stood at the lectern ‘jiggling’ her lady blobs to the background tune of ‘Nellie the
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After a failed missile test from a UK nuclear submarine went disastrously wrong, UK Defense Minister, Grant Shapps, admitted to a press gathering the shocking truth about the UK’s nuclear deterrent. “All our current stock of Trident missiles are, in fact, cardboard replicas,” said the guilt-faced Shapps, “We had
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Ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump surprised a room full of seasoned journalists at a news conference at Mar-a-Lago yesterday. To a crowded press room, Trump promised that, if re elected to be US president, he would re-allocate the money earmarked to help the Ukrainians in their fight against
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In a bizarre statement from the chimp’s butt-hole face of ex president and fanny magnet Donald Trump, he asserted that Europe is no longer to receive the protection from the US, should the idiot be re-elected. In a statement made to a hastily assembled press pack, the ex president
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A report on President Biden's handling of classified documents has been released that described the President's memory as "poor at best." According to the report, Biden has been misplacing classified documents and leaving them in random areas in his Delaware home. Biden angrily spoke
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OpenAI has reinstated Sam Altman as CEO just weeks after he was ousted by the company's own AI, GeniusAI. The highly advanced AI, initially believed to be capable of running the company autonomously, has decided to step down, citing a preference for remote work and a disinterest in