Joe Biden
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Biden Falling Asleep Mid-Speech Mistaken for Excessively Long Dramatic Pause
WEST POINT, NY – President Joe Biden’s recent graduation speech at West Point was…
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Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden expressed his deep frustration after Israel’s government issued…
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Biden Holds Rally in Wrong Georgia
President Biden has a reputation for blunders, but his latest clusterfuck trumps (no pun…
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Biden mistakes Hutus for Houthis and bombs Rwanda
President Joe Biden is no stranger to gaffes. In a recent press call the…
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Biden Now Wearing Training Wheels
In a move to squash the never ending press lambasts at President Joe Biden’s…
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Biden to Pass New Law Giving Embryos the Right to Vote
In a presidential election year it was predictable that one side or the other’s…
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Biden Furious but Can’t Remember Why
An angry president Biden lashed out at an assembled press pack yesterday but only…
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Biden Discovers He’s President on 81st Birthday After Seeing ‘Happy Birthday, Mr. President!’ Sign
Washington, D.C. — In what political historians are calling an unprecedented revelation, President Joe…
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Biden Actually Understands That He’s President, Solves Middle East Crisis
President Joe Biden has miraculously come to the realization that he is, in fact,…