Stupid Tips for International Travel
- While traveling internationally avoid being robbed by dressing like a homeless person.
- If you are traveling internationally but you do not have enough money to pay for your trip then make some extra money by smuggling drugs into the country that you are visiting.
- If you’re an American traveling abroad then be sure to wear an American flag t-shirt and American flag shorts while insisting to only speak English.
- If you’re an American traveling to the Middle East, prepare for being held hostage by locking yourself in your basement for at least one week.
