Leaked: Biden Whispered ‘Where am I’ While Hugging Israeli Prime Minister

Washington — According to an anonymous source, when President Joe Biden hugged the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, in October, Biden whispered in Netanyahu’s ear, “where am I.” Witnesses that where with the president reported that the Israeli Prime Minister, slightly confused, reciprocated the hug while gently reminding President Biden that they were, in fact, in Israel. To which Biden responded with a jolly chuckle and a comment about the place lacking the distinctive smell of his favorite Delaware sub shop. In response, the White House issued a statement explaining that President Biden was merely joking and that he’s always known where he is, every moment of every day, ever.