Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Joe Biden expressed his deep frustration after Israel's government issued a statement claiming that the recent attack on an aid convoy was, in fact, a mistake. The President, known for his calm demeanor and aviator sunglasses, reportedly wishes Israel would just admit it was on purpose, because, as a source close to him said, "At least that way, we'd know they were aiming at something." According to sources close to Biden, the president continued with an off-the-record briefing that felt more like a stand-up comedy gig, President Biden was heard jokingly lamenting the lack of aim demonstrated by Israeli forces during the recent mishap involving an aid convoy. "You know," Biden quipped, adjusting his aviator sunglasses with a wry smile, "in my day, if we made a mistake, we owned it. We'd say, 'Yep, we aimed for the moon and hit the neighbor's dog. Our bad.'"
