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Leaked: Trump has Shrine to Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping in Oval Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House staffer, President Trump has erected a shrine to Russian President Vladimir…
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Interview: Trump Says He’s Not on Epstein’s List, Suggests Musk ‘Went Crazy’
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Russia and Ukraine Agree to Swap Prisoners in Hopes of Building Trust Before Breaking It Again Tomorrow
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Israel and Hamas Peace Talks to Be Held as Soon as Both Sides Finish Making the Situation Unpeaceful
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Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump this week ordered the deportation of CNN White House…
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Futuristic Neighborhood will Alert Paranoid Homeowners to ‘Every Rustling Noise’ and Give Detailed Reports On Neighbors’ Every Move
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Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans
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Local Man Bravely Fights Inflation by Not Paying His Friends Back
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Parents Tell Four-Year-Old She’s Not Special, Just ‘Adequate Enough to Pay Rent Someday’
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Economists Warn Tariffs May Increase Prices, Trump Says: “Just Stop Buying Stuff”
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Trump Says Stranded Astronauts are Pure Evil After Finding Out they Voted for Harris
WASHINGTON – After praising the astronauts that were stuck in space for nine months,…