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Israel’s Prime Minister Adds ‘Break Ceasefire’ to List of Common Daily Tasks
Jerusalem – According to statements made during a press conference, Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu recently began adding “break ceasefire…
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Futuristic Neighborhood will Alert Paranoid Homeowners to ‘Every Rustling Noise’ and Give Detailed Reports On Neighbors’ Every Move
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Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans
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Local Man Bravely Fights Inflation by Not Paying His Friends Back
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Economists Warn Tariffs May Increase Prices, Trump Says: “Just Stop Buying Stuff”
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Trump Administration Withdraws Nomination for CDC Director After it’s Revealed that Nominee is an Expert
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