Trump Says Stranded Astronauts are Pure Evil After Finding Out they Voted for Harris

WASHINGTON - After praising the astronauts that were stuck in space for nine months, President Trump invited the astronauts to the White House and to a press conference Sunday morning. During the press conference Trump went from praising the astronauts to saying that the astronauts are "pure evil" after learning they voted for Kamala Harris.

The ordeal started during the middle of Trump's speech when Trump reportedly heard someone say, "I didn't even want this maniac to be president."

"Who said that," Trump immediately asked while shifting his eyes around the room full of reporters and astronauts.

"We voted for Kamala Harris," admitted one of the astronauts.

"Sad," said Trump. "Very sad. What a disgrace. Nine months in space and still making bad decisions. No oxygen up there, maybe that’s why."

Trump then went into an hour long monologue about the size of the crowds he attracted during the election at his rallies. "I had the biggest crowds, folks. Beautiful crowds. Much bigger than Kamala’s. You wouldn’t believe it. NASA actually said my rallies had more people than the moon landing, and that’s NASA, very smart people, not like these astronauts.”

As the astronauts stood in stunned silence, Trump concluded his remarks by suggesting NASA implement an "extreme vetting" process for space travel.

“We don’t want radicals in space. They’re floating around, very dangerous. Probably woke too. Maybe we send them back up, folks. Think about it.”