Trump Meeting
WASHINGTON - During Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s recent visit to Washington, President Donald Trump told the crown prince that he “wishes he could get away with killing a few Washington Post journalists,” according to audio captured on a hot mic. The remark was picked up while White
Left Behind
WASHINGTON — According to an anonymous source in the White House, the Trump Administration has quietly developed a contingency plan in case the Rapture, a biblical event where devout Christians ascend to heaven and unbelievers are left behind, occurs and former President Trump doesn’t make the cut. The plan, known
Defense is for Losers
WASHINGTON - President Trump signed an executive order Friday morning to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War, a move that is estimated to cost the government $4 million over the next two years. “We’re no longer calling it Defense Department we’re calling it War
Not Fascism
WASHINGTON - After buying a 10% stake of Intel, the Trump Administration has announced their plan to buy a majority stake of Netflix with Trump vowing to “end the liberal streaming agenda once and for all.” “We’re making Netflix great again,” Trump told reporters. “No more purple-haired baristas writing
Jaywalking
WASHINGTON - In an effort to crack down on what Trump described as “the disgusting, liberal epidemic of jaywalking,” the president has nationalized the DC Metropolitan Police. The announcement was made from the middle of the street on Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the White House between a police barricade.
Trump vs Musk
Torn Wires sat down with Trump for a 25-minute interview, portions of which are transcribed.
The Fake News Media
WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump this week ordered the deportation of CNN White House correspondent James Costa directly into an El Salvadorian maximum-security prison after the reporter had the audacity to ask “a rude, nasty, very disrespectful question” about inflation. The press conference, which was intended to be a "
Trump Administration
WASHINGTON - The Trump administration announced this morning that they are withdrawing Trump's recent nominee, Bryan Whitmore, from consideration for Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) due to the discovery that Whitmore has several decades of experience as an infectious disease expert. "We