Mark Zuckerberg

Press Conference on Meta’s Smart Glasses Derails as Zuckerberg Faces Tough Questions About Molting Season

MENLO PARK, CA — What began as a highly orchestrated product launch for Meta’s…
Mark Zuckerberg Unable to Attend Trump Inauguration Due to Reptilian Meeting Being Held the Same Day

MENLO PARK, CA — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that he will be unable to…
Mark Zuckerberg Claims He Does Not Have Secret Reptilian Meetings About World Domination in His Underground Bunker

SILICON VALLEY, CA — In a hastily arranged press conference, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg denied…
Zuckerberg Apologizes to Families of Children Harmed Online While Bragging About How Rich He Is

While getting questioned and yelled at by U.S. senators, Zuckerberg apologized for any harm…