Underground Bunkers
Mark Zuckerberg Claims He Does Not Have Secret Reptilian Meetings About World Domination in His Underground Bunker
Silicon Valley, CA — In a hastily arranged press conference, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg denied persistent rumors that he hosts clandestine gatherings with a shadowy cabal of reptilian overlords in his subterranean bunker. “I want to be clear: I’m just a normal, socially awkward billionaire with a penchant for BBQ
