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Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers

WASHINGTON – President Trump signed an executive order Friday morning to rename the Department…
Russia and Ukraine Agree to Swap Prisoners in Hopes of Building Trust Before Breaking It Again Tomorrow

KYIV—In a display of almost-cooperation, Russia and Ukraine have agreed to a prisoner swap,…
Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans

AUSTIN, TX – Elon Musk announced plans this week to launch a new defense…
Trump Suggests Ukraine Conflict Could Be Resolved Over a ‘Nice Steak Dinner’ if Zelensky Pays Check

WASHINGTON – After a tumultuous meeting between Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and President Donald…
Biden Angry After Israel Says Aid Convoy Attack was Mistake, Wishes they Would Admit it was on Purpose

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden expressed his deep frustration after Israel’s government issued…
Leaked: Biden Whispered ‘Where am I’ While Hugging Israeli Prime Minister

Washington — According to an anonymous source, when President Joe Biden hugged the Israeli…
Biden Actually Understands That He’s President, Solves Middle East Crisis

President Joe Biden has miraculously come to the realization that he is, in fact,…
Vladimir Putin Declares Himself Winner of World’s Most Humble Leader Award

MOSCOW — Russian President Vladimir Putin has declared himself the winner of the prestigious…