American Politics
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Leaked: Trump has Shrine to Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping in Oval Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House staffer, President Trump has erected…
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JD Vance Defends 30 Year-olds’ Racist Group Texts: ‘Hey, We All Passed Notes About Swastikas in Fourth Grade’
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance downplayed messages in a Young Republicans group chat…
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Putin Denies Involvement in Political Opponent’s Death, Cites “Rare Condition Where People Fall 70 Feet Out of Windows”
MOSCOW — Responding to growing speculation over the mysterious death of opposition figure and…
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Name Change to Department of War Postponed Due to Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON — The long-awaited rebranding of the Department of Defense to its more honest title,…
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Trump Renames Pentagon ‘Department of War,’ Says Defense Is for Losers
WASHINGTON – President Trump signed an executive order Friday morning to rename the Department…
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White House Plans to Buy Majority Stake of Netflix to Ensure Citizens Watch Only Government Approved TV Series and Movies
WASHINGTON – After buying a 10% stake of Intel, the Trump Administration has announced…
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Interview: Trump Says He’s Not on Epstein’s List, Suggests Musk ‘Went Crazy’
PALM BEACH, Fla. – President Donald Trump denied claims that his name appears in…
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Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump this week ordered the deportation of CNN White House…
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Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans
AUSTIN, TX – Elon Musk announced plans this week to launch a new defense…
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Economists Warn Tariffs May Increase Prices, Trump Says: “Just Stop Buying Stuff”
As economists across the country raise alarms over the potential cost of President Donald…