Tech & Tyranny
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Press Conference on Meta’s Smart Glasses Derails as Zuckerberg Faces Tough Questions About Molting Season
MENLO PARK, CA — What began as a highly orchestrated product launch for Meta’s…
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NSA Releases Statement Urging Americans to “Stop Picking Your Nose While Using Your Computer”
The National Security Agency (NSA), the US government agency famously committed to protecting Americans…
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Elon Musk Realizes He Knows Nothing About Government Efficiency Midway Through Speech About Government Efficiency
WASHINGTON, DC – During a press conference at the White House this morning, Elon…
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Mark Zuckerberg Unable to Attend Trump Inauguration Due to Reptilian Meeting Being Held the Same Day
MENLO PARK, CA — Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that he will be unable to…
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OpenAI Whistleblower Coincidentally Drops Dead in Courtroom, Seconds Before He is Set to Testify
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – OpenAI whistleblower Jai Agarwal tragically died in a courtroom mere moments…
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Mark Zuckerberg Claims He Does Not Have Secret Reptilian Meetings About World Domination in His Underground Bunker
SILICON VALLEY, CA — In a hastily arranged press conference, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg denied…
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Sam Altman Says his Company’s Eye Scanning Orb is “Definitely” Not Part of a Plan to Plot World Domination
San Francisco, CA — In a move to clear up any confusion surrounding his latest…
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Local Man that Always Carries Phone that Records his Every Move Fears Bill Gates is Trying to Microchip Him
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local resident Steve Johnson, a 35-year-old self-proclaimed tech skeptic, is raising…
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Mark Zuckerberg Claims He’s Not a Reptillian then Proceeds to Sit Under Heat Lamp for Two Hours
Menlo Park, CA – In a recent press conference at Meta Headquarters, CEO Mark…