Markets & Mayhem
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CEO Says Company’s Benefits Package Includes Dental, Vision, and Not Starving to Death
SAN FRANCISCO – Recently announced startup Meridian Technologies, a call center and sales company,…
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Elon Musk to Start Defense Contracting Company to Steal More Money from Americans
AUSTIN, TX – Elon Musk announced plans this week to launch a new defense…
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Economists Warn Tariffs May Increase Prices, Trump Says: “Just Stop Buying Stuff”
As economists across the country raise alarms over the potential cost of President Donald…
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FDA Approves First-Ever Prescription Strength Placebo
WASHINGTON — In a landmark decision this week, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)…
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Elon Musk Says Upset Employees Fired from Tesla Should “Get Over It” Since We are Just Living in a Simulation
Austin, TX — Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his bold ventures into…
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Boeing Preemptively Kills All Employees After Wing Detaches From Plane Mid-Flight
WASHINGTON, DC — In what’s being described as a shocking overreaction, Boeing executives reportedly…
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New Study Finds That Most Entry-Level Job Postings Require 80 Years of Experience and Heart Surgery Ability
ANN ARBOR, MI – A recent study conducted by the University of Michigan, which…