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Welcome to TornWires, a news magazine that publishes the best news stories known to humanity. We publish primarily about international affairs but have published a variety of headlines, including Washington Post Opinion Section to Only Post Articles About Jeff Bezos’ Washboard Abs and Trump Deports CNN Reporter to El Salvadorian Prison for Asking Tough Question at Press Conference. As you can see, we strive for neutrality in our reporting. As a result, we only report the facts that we make up. 

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